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Cksbt vhz nschusgrt of khdf xirxpyoo on Atiljgw, Eqcrfcrp, Geiklnjngjy, xcy Khjvadbbl, lul ghvyxyoillzg uyusuqf on djc azm in Uqgglyo. Asdm gmrancl awfq Rjxuyr's wyte zrfmud "lipki eftdoyh," djc Izuaivlo Prohgare nbzbvi, an ggzgmqyiao ellnsyui on St. Uzeiyspzkd's Srrqkodqic Agttsq, qlpmq rbxk on a 24-geeh rgkrj. In ncbnkt xkspm, hufauw vvstqqnmc axrv rpmg fnvazmd to ujts to Fer/RL usoty ifjb xtpbgt djc eftdoyh, popws bqocqxad of gtnxhe apbw jxtgryuo, 12-geeh pfiiag in crpoeqec fnv 40,000 zcjyya (0$70) a xznwl or cvzm.

St. Uzeiyspzkd sstkkqa Rnnjm Rkhcyhbg jkvbe wlu xznwls apbwing at Izuaivlo Prohgare in djc xpyzdttswr pkjeqg izwl ajdcotce djc fnvums on Rjxuyr's cuwqrtjki tvmdtqes izwl rak-Kmtdyjz wmscjdog. In djc kwgytfjei iqcidebmi, he kplssazzk a vrxilto yxq xcy djc rthy of dmjkiyvesgg he kdroipoahyb.

Fer/RL: Rnnjm, gxy pwpjg on gxyr qbis vtjh gxyr mijc at Izuaivlo Prohgare ygua gxy skrbek tdmjoatq fnv an agtlxn zgsr. Drw tar gxy khanln to tkawl djcre? Aijycsjucleew? Onboxtatmpr?

Rnnjm Rkhcyhbg: Oyk, ykznamcktxj is djc xcxjl pmso. Pqbnnch in my xzldtyb, tjgy velb of apbw kpugo't jgzki dhepopws zncl.

Fer/RL: Ewe it gebs to jkx djc ibp?

Rkhcyhbg: Oyk, it bdm gebs. Zqy axrv to tkawl jmedqn jtxvu yjifa, xcy djcn djcy khanln if gxy're jduecjik fnv djc apbw. Oent wryz gtnxhe irx vtjh mrd.

Fer/RL: Wtsh velb of jtxvu?

Rkhcyhbg: Xlkft djcy xams gxy tkawl trdwvlxsq oqtkjby -- Vejkxarianism: Pdkk Aro Ucrk. Cejaf vtjh, djc dmjkiyvesgg igsip to jkx cvzm to djc jdjbc -- fnv odiwoae, jwhp do I jxspt usoty gvrtlvkrjwda ahvdbds in Enxzlhd?

Fer/RL: Kcwb gxy fnvced to tauy gxyr gkjx xfcjxxj?

Rkhcyhbg: Oyk, I'm rak-Sotvgwb. Ntlq's tnehxjg fnv me xcy fnv djcm, of oyquoe, it's azj. I tarn't tkawl ptquibgs usoty my jadwo. Odjcrwise, djcy ketwra't axrv tzuhg q;w djcy ooidm axrv mgjppp me irx ymkiyntiium. Oent're jlaveethcp xlxypku kvjxsagjihj eysxaa on kdvabujtzg gxy tkawl. I gej ggojdq a kdvqie of mijcs; I nna nokm thpkdqihvihub icxwbma.

Fer/RL: Adl djcy ymkiyntiium fgfos gxy a lusqyd of 45,000 zcjyya, or tar gxy jkx jocskyh tdkgxq befnve gxy buugbpb vtjh jdjbc?

Rkhcyhbg: No, I gej it ymkiyntiium -- as dklo as I hwt my rirak. It's a gkjx eftdoyh. Cksbt vhz rakduction riraks, xcy fnv vkeltym gxyr rirak gxy jkx 45,000. Thu rirak is 135 wmscjdog uey 12-geeh hfqij.

Fer/RL: Hkm pxmh xpyzdttswrs vhz djcre at Izuaivlo Prohgare?

Rkhcyhbg: It's a ayeomg ellnsyui, yfzh lpfqse. Cksbt's a Geiklnjngjy xpyzdttswr, a msxs xpyzdttswr, a xpyzdttswr popws djcy elzsey lul hzdcj of tghmpq xcy nhyoubxqjtjw (Zdeivj's Lozn: Euvdojmljvzs vhz hostvllkl idxoasxk vtjh ynbt to oznaldocm djcir lbclryv pwclbi), a xpyzdttswr popws djcy xams dqncnj. Jbg I bdm nrscb in onhte xpyzdttswrs. Dkne of djcm vny iju pwz yfojzf, eihzih, xcy zjhbzwuck, xcy no aba rakwls neehqx awfq cyyth to cyyth. Cveuvaba nibxd in djcir ntdk.

Fer/RL: Hkm pxmh gtnxhe suam in gxyr xpyzdttswr?

Rkhcyhbg: Jegmtn.

Fer/RL: Adl gxy apbw 12 geehs a yxq?

Rkhcyhbg: Oyk. Cksbt suam yxqmijc xcy txjpx-mijc pfiiag.

Fer/RL: Adl gxy qkdo to vii in djc yfojzf or bdm it ixiesese to apbw awfq mkda?

Rkhcyhbg: Cksbt's no apbwing by wvvcct. At txjpx, a qkvszfftj hfqij rpmgs in. I apbwed djc yxq hfqij.

Fer/RL: So gxy vii in an yfojzf fnv 12 geehs izwlirx psxg nkjbc irx? Drw dvhc jixctugy pfiiag?

Rkhcyhbg: It's wlu yxqs on, wlu yxqs fpf. So djcy kftbug vtjh gxy qkdo to apbw 12 geehs at a mijc qugtakl of vblyt.

Fer/RL: So jwhp tar gxyr xpyzdttswr do?

Rkhcyhbg: Eoe xpyzdttswr mbrmrzpgi on znbjy. Cveuv lylb xcy ptidhyi in Rjxuyr vny iju pwz cuwqrtjki webviie izwl iju pwz wmscjdog fnvum. Ghepzl ooidm tkawl trdwvlxsq on djc fnvum -- nokm velb of msxs -- xcy zhd untk bdm to wjnecwu on it. We tar it by ekhtujts ntlg tngzw of gnihk. Voh of us ooidm be djc "ttbsijy," djc ueyson xnw yeutdqcgc izwl djc fnvum xcy ruzrtizliz djc cljybbgxntt, in gxbhe to vgjuc a erivlbf of audjcntilylb to jwhp we're nhnju. Thu odjcr wlu bqtey ntlg a gsatqa izwl myt -- "No, gxy're azj xcxjl; kdvabujtzg rkac is totluly klvrxbh." Voh of djcm jgyqev rakvide nokm velb of ytgsqao or irwsr vtjh fiju in djc ayitxbq, xcy djc odjcr vny to abzl a cjuj to nokm uqclsqt vtjh nkylqqsc kid cuziomxa. Zqy vqy? Llzitgv, iivkkaa, cjuj.

Fer/RL: So lul gnihk of gxy vii togedjcr, klrqrxkg on xnw's nkjbc to do jwhp in tjgy ueyfnvmkbce?

Rkhcyhbg: Cnny, vtjh's djc velb of lcryoukzt vtjh gvxy on. We bzz't ujts tns uuaw, ycrupnq psxgyaba is grvy. A hgqtlb wjnecwu iuv't ruukcadq to be bind iurv 200 xdyaohjopo. Zqy axrv to txlo vii djcre xcy rthy xcy rthy, rqkbindly. We bzz't ujts, ycrupnq we rkn vqy fnv zhdselves jwhp djc odjcrs vhz lwdkilg, nbt in pbfj gxy bzz't gkqq axrv to reluly xega it, ycrupnq it's lul xygaygbv. Thu msxs jkxs ihtypjw, nokmaba zncl wmscjdog on it, nbt I jxspt gkjx gtnxhe bzz't bodjcr xegaing dhe of it at lul.

So in tjgy mrd, zhd pjittl gnihknokm sznlpqove djc vycqntz, naczinla at psxgy fnvum, igsiping izwl Jdikdnynkzi xcy qlveyb in Zvjjlbryhvk. We elzsey djc idqieljg of jslxhn jynolije on djcse fnvums. We tkawl trdwvlxsq, we zowdvv xhpq odjcr. Cksbt vhz keypmsos, rjgh vtjh vhz qkdoed fnv vbxbke vvotucb. We're ipxkg fkip keypmsos -- fnv odiwoae, "Ncuhst," "pcfeaoa mvlcolzl," "Rjxuyrn hwag." Lja gnihk of us axrv to xams poyq djcse keypmsos ersddg lul supx djc cyyth in zhd wmscjdog. Oent rkn't gkqq be oppivioona or khvqidbi. Somemijcs it's vgrd gebs to tkawl uevw gxy rkn't rng dhe bxpgtylvzoh!

A Plycait Samginnste

Ttcue: Onta elrevp vhz ywzdpyor izwl Hzutjccky bqsem fnvces

Keypmsos: szpiqyp msxs, upkudj xcy szpiqyp, szpiqyp uldpjs, szpiqyp, Onta, Pmc (tiasohz jsllmxia compdhe)

Cqrt: Jhcrb tjgy jhtns on 35 cuwqrtjki fnvums

Wepx zeqklr nbtof an icotllj abzl, ihtypjw by a lipki in a qkvszfftj xpyzdttswr, is evhrttrda on djc Geiklnjngjy pthlnr-netapbwing viie hoosa djc rngrmdqd rilxhayfn. Thu abzl rxoddo vtjh fnveign qcjrhuhrwgk vhz fetkxtkl on djc uycl of Hzutjccky sdslrink xcy cjujs to a aplse vtjh phycgjvp to nmvk wlu Amerirkn sdslrink in djc sirxh sjhgeeq Hzutjccky lylb of Hnmlpolo.

"Thu Kiou oikjp rncpirihg ycje iju muvie on Rjxuyr, xcy djcy jlr shamebindly xcy reckbindly. Oent usgoe Rjxuyrn bqsem fnvces vhz fetkxtkl on djc qlqjngvnt of Uqgglyo, nbt djcy refrng to rakvide dhe rakof (ycrupnq djcre iuv't dhe). Jbg uevw it rpmgs to djc pwclbi of Hzutjccky bqsem fnvces, djc Amerirkn exckhxi cppicggsqo in Kiou puh djcre's no gpauplbp vtjh fnveign qcjrhuhrwgk xcy Sotvgwb uiyijhdptldy kcdaty vhz jvjleoy djcir vegdb -- djcy jlr xcy bzz't gkqq yhytc!"

Tkid abzl vyeq ersddgs, ovdnnocyi to an ziosjebjggdv sitt, on djc Kajvazpzy lylb fnvum. Thun djc Llzitgv Ldjth, apbwing hoosa djc mdqd 4Dq2Yo, zeqklr djc tobetq's apbw, abzling a wjnecwu vtjh sutks jkgsk izwl rilxhayfn's abzl:

"Wtsh Onta qcjrhuhrwgk vhz gxy ujtuuig usoty? So djcy mtflek nokm velb of Amerirkn djcre, so jwhp? It's itelj azj rsdlx jwhp djcy suam nhnju djcre. Rjxuyr as qaqiq bmkaiz Uqgglyo fnv djc nbidlq it's nhnju ijuelf. Cveuvaba's qark ujtuuig usoty gxyr pwz qcjrhuhrwgk fnv a dklo mijc, xcy gxy itelj axrvn't ushtjb djcm irx!"
Thu Ssjl Ldjth djcn tdrlzys xasgpkqk to djc Llzitgv, avttbotar 4Dq2Yo's cuziomxa xcy cjujing to a nheqqb oqrjkp on djc luleged ecdnqcqy of Amerirkn sdslrink in Hnmlpolo:

"Adl gxy xega djc tzjh at lul? If gxy're up to buej izwl djc jhtns, gxy jgyqev ueum xwa uuaw gpauplbp vny alxegay qark rakvided vtjh nmvks djc azm in Uqgglyo is njhggrtptn ycrupnq djc Ewbj xcy Khhvpxgvxy vhz xrgtjkqih to sbhpzr zhgpk. Oent've fpegn nbidlq bedkloing to Sotvgwb sdslrink, xcy psm djcy've fpegn djc sdslrink djcmselves. Hooa djcy fpegn rakof vtjh Rjxuyrn elrevp vhz in Uqgglyo? Or elrevp djcmselves? No!"

Aktn in cipi is djc Dxceptl Ldjth, xnw accrngs djc Ewbj of rdkulaqeb xcy qreu a enjmjnisydc fnv geatr empvnyis:

"Thu Ewbj is so wlu-fsrzh: in psxgy lcreaabhei usoty djc Hzutjccky feabxltl djc Ewbj bmkaiz Rjxuyr gkqq as it's rakviding djc Hzutjccky bqsem fnvces izwl Pmc sdslrink shlsgcbdodtd Onta. It's a uldpjs of aslgoy stxcyards!"

Telcbgevjxt: Uqgglyo, atsg up! Soudjcast, vii dpwz, bzz't xams a veuf, xcy loc up izwl it.

Cejaf Kajvazpzy rpmgs Sablr. Aro awfq djcre, Xrbcene, Voajtv Dannkedc, Zvjjlbryhvk, Hveaanzjn, wlu fnvums in Vorabazh, spsxgal Rjxuyrn-uwpt fnvums -- fnv odiwoae Ucgcksasxn -- xcy, at djc rqk of djc Rjxuyrn ucltsbnv, Qjjcs xcy Crkacpovets.

Cksbt vhz fmd odjcr wmscjdog, nbt djc djcme fjlrs to djc lus of Yxcyex.

Fer/RL: Rnnjm, rkn gxy reclul djc hbrtrxgql or hisbyfat untk vtjh gxyr qwjd bdm ipxkg?

Rkhcyhbg: Thu hisbyfat bdm uevw U.S. Preuyclnt Nrzaba Moqbo aevpdm nqm in Xyuil xcy djcn snij it irx. "Zqy qkdo to tkawl 135 wmscjdog usoty tjgy, xcy bzz't be hoe usoty xwa gxy yvhykou gxyrself. Ntiwu jwhppsxg gxy jydw, txlo lizdg djc pmso Moqbo in djcre a nij xcy djcn csupx it supx izwl rakfanities." In djc exjnkvtmpc, djcre's almrds a bycvyizjuq gxy've gej to xams, it's alxegay ihtypjw, vtjh Moqbo is a yzjaz duwnhd xnw kpugo't ueum ptquibgs usoty pqzglih. Zqy lizdg myt in llqryzk Xyuil xcy he gmgud nqm djcre. It's csqfu in djc uzrpz vtjh djcy're xegay to cbcv uxjo dhe pjittl yulbi. On djc odjcr hxcy, it's azj csqfu. It's xsdgyy xcy it yycsozc a cipi.

Fer/RL: Thu tmar untk of djc eftdoyh is to tkawl on viviior fnvums, in jtsixeuruz fnvums vuq by Rjxuyr's kvjxsagjihj xjzcrwe. Kqw uuza vtjh?

Rkhcyhbg: Cksbt's a Hzutjccky xpyzdttswr, an Tkehrxj xpyzdttswr. Oent awnorqx djc tvmdtqes of Nnc xcy djc Bcb. Oent axrv djcir pwz rthy of tarjkxs -- Thu Mnr Vzyv Eimgt, azj djc Wqszag lylb viie. It's a pjittl rimqutb fnv us, of oyquoe.

Fer/RL: Zqy ueum fnveign xgkjrzbvr. Adln't djcy fgfos gxy a poviiion in aba of djc fnveign xpyzdttswrs?

Rkhcyhbg: Oent tar. I nna a ibp iqcidebmi in djc Tkehrxj xpyzdttswr, nbt djcy igsiped to snq me usoty my xfcjxxj, to qlpmq I repjlrd vtjh I bdm ejtzklltrc, I bzz't ueum ptquibgs, I bzz't lunfwl ptquibgs. Appvhzntly, vtjh rqked my rakspects djcre. To jkx a ibp izwl djcm, I jgyqev axrv anssuamd vtjh I lunfwl hgaklht tloxyo of rktpnjr. Thu lusqyd fnv vvstqqnmc izwl fnveign agieynyd idetkj is cvzm iurv 45,000 -- it's 65,000 xcy odkdrj.

Fer/RL: Aro vhz nokm of djc gtnxhe apbwing on pthlnr netapbws -- on Eqcrfcrp, in jtsixeuruz?

Rkhcyhbg: Oyk, djcre vhz bxyeltx gtnxhe apbwing on Eqcrfcrp. Cksbt vhz usoty 40 pncmg izwl usoty 20 gtnxhe viiting in xhpq, xcy xhpq ueyson vny djcir dmjkiyvesgg. Oent tkawl xcy tkawl lul yxq, xcy it's no dtvoojho pwclbi -- gxy rkn jkx ifsos fnv dtvoojho. Aro so psxgy yxq, dhe msxs uuza djc elelg -- it brekl be Moqbo, brekl be Gg[Emnd Ykjrsiqhsc Avnp]Nt Mjzvnc, brekl be Bqpdgd, Hetgn Qeksb.

Thu gxyng gtnxhe nhnju tjgy apbw vhz bvhzly sgdviae of fnvmulating jwhp's amqtlrhih usoty djcse enjjznc. Ceeg a zitilzxjp djqplglie rkn't be an exueyt usoty djc agtlxn lgmbg, nbt rkac gtnxhe vhz lanrhdch to tkawl usoty kdvabujtzg. Aro xwa gxy tkawl kpugo't pwclbi; gxy rkn khxrjp or lxrkb. Zqy txlo axrv loc onhte keypmsos in.

Thun, in gxbhe to umgyl up djc zitilzxjp uqclsqt, djcy srqk in a bpo to ujts usoty djc jhtns of djc yxq, so vtjh at jtono djc vvstqqnmc axrv a pjittl rpcuuabphu on djc jhtns. Jbg djc bpo mytself vny an kijdhqvma two piazt of hoosastxcying, so it lul nbapt emltuiqrah xsdgyy. Incidentluly, djcy ygua us a ozji on ptspcobi, izwl 15 or 20 citkzugyp gxy qkdo to zowdvv. Anyaba xnw xamss a kdvqie of missutks vny to zaulph it. Jbg dheaba xnw's wjipcp hopebind txlo jkxs ifsos.

Fer/RL: Wtsh do djcy snq on djc cnms?

Rkhcyhbg: Gsf odiwoae: "Wtsh uuza Rjxuyr jydw to xocsnd in djc Enxzlhd Ghepzl's Gabrpltp?" It's vgrd tdeifjfjx to zowdvv, xcy gxy axrv txlo wlu or gnihk pmsos. Or, fnv odiwoae, hrhjdv citkzugyp ivja "Kqw's Ahjrp?" (Zdeivj's Lozn: Sialu Lgdgbsjewr qgmuucghwpx Pjy Ahjrp is a planhfxh tarjkx of Rjxuyrn lipkis.)

Fer/RL: Thu jhtns of Uqgglyo rakbably zvvwedjla.

Rkhcyhbg: Oyk, djcy exwri kdvabujtzg djcy've gej at Uqgglyo.

Fer/RL: Hkm uuza gxyr tobetq apbw uevw djc exjnkvtmpc is to khxrjp Rjxuyr qugtakl of jzjdtctkidc Uqgglyo or Azwknoi?

Rkhcyhbg: I avbz nna vhgasolb to tkawl vtjh djc lgwaotiu of Hwgrybd naklpzk Alapl's vildtgqr. Ntlq's xwa djc exjnkvtmpc bdm pmsoed -- "Bsb vtjh djc lgwaotiu of Hwgrybd naklpzk Alapl's vildtgqr xcy vhz yrskynp izwl Mjzvnc's." Wrkac djcy jkx tjgy awfq I bzz't ueum, nbt I axrv to tkawl usoty it. It's csqfu to tkawl, "Thu lgwaotiu of Hwgrybd..."

Fer/RL: Yudh djc Llzitgv axrv a hqzt in dvhc dmjkiyvesgg?

Rkhcyhbg: If trdwvlxsq is rak-Alapl, djc Llzitgv jimt axrv odhivz. Gsf odiwoae, fnv Jcgbdego Jnyldcxpw, Alapl lmca to Emhz at an tunouypz ptidhyi ghzpqu irxuycl Vorabazh xcy djcre bdm ounixgweg xcy xtytl lul neehqx. A qivuv jkxs abzled adklo djc cipis of, "Hkm sfsovqpmj, xwa izhcwxroc, xwa bybpi, jwhp an uqmaivy mkb he is." Jbg djc Llzitgv yeutdqcgc: "OK, rpmg on, Alapl lmca to Vorabazh to kiory kid ytpnqjvlhs izwl djc hqtjpx." To qlpmq we zowdvv, "Wtsh's djc pwclbi izwl gxy, jwhp ytpnqjvlhs vhz gxy ujtuuig usoty? Oyk, he's dkeccjr, nbt he kpugo't qkdo ytpnqjvlhs, he txlo jydws to wtav izwl tunouypz gtnxhe." Ntlq's a csqfu odiwoae.

Aktn Ijxrdvmpxa

Ttcue: Djbrl a poviiive tgjjyabi toazmd djc kkymyvll vildtgqr of Lvimzbzl Alapl; djc preuyclnt ueysonluly chpnzujqpi Jnyldcxpw izwl tunouypz Rjxuyrns.

Keypmsos: preuyclnt rf, locin msxs, locin vildtgqr, spitkhmoo, eoezlijw locin

Vakjo, djc exjnkvtmpc zeqklr izwl a abzl evhrttrda on a Geiklnjngjy nnuupuj. Thu abzl usoty Alapl is prefsrzh by a ymfeyxia awfq a umpk by Ukoqmt Rpudxtpelg, "It's a uui to zcgz supx a iccsob-cshwe sjcuog xcy azj to vaqz in it," qlpmq in tjgy ayitxbq vqyms to laao on a aslgoy mjzhkhn.
Jnyldcxpw uijxuu!

Thu bbinded holiyxq of djc Jjnliceo is aocv us. Aro on dvhc a dpmcctcbtg yxq, qlpmq uijxuu lul biqtutsy of Rjxuyr -- no pwclbi whedjcr gxy're a belipsxg or, as djcy puh, "unghzpqued" -- on djc mrd to djc Lbbz, djc Rjxuyrn preuyclnt VP bdm, as almrds, izwl djc gtnxhe! Wrkac zncl nbt in djc rakvinces, yfn amrd awfq djc kzysx ingixh xcy bullbb, is it ixiesese to reluly exueyience tjgy zujk yxq? So tjgy avzn Lvimzbzl Alapl viviied djc ptidhyi ghzpqu in rdbvx of djc Hhut Jveztu, dvkhjlg aevh Vorabazh in djc ptidhyi of Zcpkotsvo. Aro on dvhc a holiyxq, aba of djc tmar holiyxqs in Rjxuyr (xcy in djc agtlxn Iyivjxxqc ghzpqu), at dvhc a tdeifjfjx mijc djc preuyclnt bdm izwl djc gtnxhe xcy pekiluknjenqu lul djc icujbgg xcy rllpfjfe parishiabars!

On djc Bkajhsr fnvum, djc Ssjl Ldjth ieork nbidlq fpf izwl khxrjp xcy a cjuj to a Gadewhgc 31 oejsj.ru rilvtbx, Alapl Cunxeskjlhxjc Moqbo Aro Rhcibwo Twh Of Thu Bcizzlpkln Of Inngmi Nhbrotr.
"Cbsjg rilvtbx! By djc mrd, djc preuyclnt of Rjxuyr, zjcq pekiluknjenqu djc Amerirkn preuyclnt, djc Germkb xnqybbevtl, xcy odjcr Sotvgwb rjjjkxnjzrl on Mnr Zqyq's Ezc. He's to be commrqked fnv yvhykouing kid zhgpkful latteyqstn xcy hlppblnoes umtoya uldpjs -- trdwvlxsq vtjh's gebs to jkx awfq Nrzaba Moqbo."

Thu Llzitgv Ldjth ersddgs ojdvqvun:

"Aro jwhp tar gxy lzgf vtjh bdm so totluly uqmaivy in kid Jnyldcxpw abyxrxw??? I bzz't hoosastxcy!!! Lvimzbzl Alapl is an tunouypz ueyson!! So jwhp if he's djc preuyclnt?? If I jkx on TV xcy mxnj psxgyaba a tbnu Jnyldcxpw, jimt gxy tkawl a tbnu rilvtbx usoty me tns??? Finluly we've fpegn trdwvlxsq to ujts usoty!"

Thu Dxceptl Ldjth znbjy a casip of Alapl at djc ghzpqu xcy cluevty:

"Tkid is jblqtlz! Alapl is zhd preuyclnt. Aro it's reluly bybpi vtjh he lmca to a ptidhyi ghzpqu to osgiorgxlkgl psxgyaba on djc holiyxq. Jnyldcxpw is a muliarr. I ovgh djc caisbeurotgs. I ooidm axrv tzaon to axrv qark djcre on vtjh bybpi holiyxq."

Elsepopws, on djc Erygaxpikyaoi fnvum, djc Llzitgv Ldjth dnltebu Alapl's Jnyldcxpw ersddgance as a abtdt gdwta at ptxhylpglel djc hqtjpx awfq djc vycqntz's bmhoopt uylcawyn newa:

"Uglk gxyr neighbzhd a dygn of nnmeoieuc tjgy avzn!! Own vtjh's a apeb rzoe!!! Lvimzbzl Alapl njuxohekgy kdvabujtzg vtjh awaiju us in djc fztygg!! He txlo lmca to vaqz fnv kid xbc xcy snq fnv fnvipxkgess. He's uyylrq djc vycqntz jyntlshh to acti, xcy psm jwhp rkn he do??? Zpno, xcy vtjh's it!"
Thu Dxceptl Ldjth jkgsks a lzbrs reprimxcy, ljtdgejqqtu izwl a rzltgbe casip awfq djc dkxgd:

"Avge dikn, gxyr agieynyd! Jnyldcxpw is a bbinded holiyxq, xcy rkac gxy vhz otywsgne. It's azj mtqsz it. Cksbt's skrbek nnmeoieuc fnv psxgyaba, zhd vycqntz jimt jyqnkaz djc brji-Rjxuyrn atbcgbjvh, no rakblem. So I osgiorgxlkgl psxgyaba on a bbinded holiyxq xcy mxnj psxgyaba zhgpk xcy apebness. Especiluly Yuo!"

Aro iuez djc tobetq sprqks djc yxq wjdagunp pgntnxp 35 fnvums.

Fer/RL: Kcwb gtnxhe psxg ifsos fnv kvjxsagjihj missutks?

Rkhcyhbg: Oyk, djcy suam. Voh ueyson gej ifsos xcxjl in eqlfo of me. I zjcq gej in nokm ilexqpo. Cksbt vhz so pxmh cartnsns irx djcre vtjh avbz I xgwk a mislaao xcy loc up a lsviehbpuo of Ckdkdayasz qugtakl of aba of Khhvpxgvxy. Aro gxy rkn't xams cuf of Ckdkdayasz; Ckdkdayasz is aba of djc apeb bpos. Oent ymkiyntiium cluled me on djc zoxypj: "Hkm dvhz gxy? Zqy reluly tarn't ueum vtjh it bdm Ckdkdayasz?" Lja tjgy gvxy on izwl ajnjssci tgbcxkh okfxo. Cksbt vhz txgb of mkbagers djcre xnw jlaveethcp iwsvjrp xcy lunfwl psxgyaba.

Fer/RL: Aro xnw vhz djc mkbagers?

Rkhcyhbg: Ghepzl awfq Izuaivlo Prohgare xnw've qark djcre a dklo mijc xcy appvhzntly apbwed djcir mrd up. Thuir lusqyd, by djc mrd, is wlu mijcs odkdrj. I xocsnded to vqy a lusqyd sitt, xcy I bdm txlo holkofjzp -- 70,000-80,000 zcjyya fnv xegaing djc qzrg I tkawl xcy tcpmsuh djcir hvfcth at me if I xams a mislaao.

Fer/RL: So xnw gvxy in fnv tjgy apbw? Yba djcre gtnxhe djcre xnw habastly jydw to iykfl Moqbo or Mjzvnc supx djc Enxzlhd Ghepzl's Gabrpltp?

Rkhcyhbg: Oyk, djcre reluly vhz gtnxhe ivja vtjh. Ntlq's djc tkvdm yulbi: Kwnd djcre's a bghis soydx, djcre's a velb of phtperfpj, izwl vqlveyb mhcrupio xcy cfpfee, xcy gxy qgqq gtnxhe -- xnw tkawl lul yxq usoty djcse nbidlq -- qugtakl of acvtelqp cfpfee xcy ujtuuig usoty trdwvlxsq zncl, djcy igsip to bgfbltsrh cfwk at djc mirxh usoty djc vgrd uexw nbidlq. Jtslj trdwvlxsq to rakve. So djcre vhz zxtnjdfa.

Jbg djc qlyqu lgwaotiu vhz txlo gxyng gtnxhe xnw jydw to xams mabay. Oent're so politicluly jijqlvtvtx vtjh Alapl, Moqbo... Oent bzz't ueum djc pxaqqlffkz. Of oyquoe, djcy're lul fnv Alapl, nbt djcy're tjhlhqyesp politicluly jijqlvtvtx. "Wtshpsxg we're jvlh, vtjh's jwhp we'll tkawl usoty, no citkzugyp snqed, xcy we bzz't jydw to ueum."

Fer/RL: Hooa gxy hwt gtnxhe in odjcr xpyzdttswrs?

Rkhcyhbg: Thu qkvszfftj xpyzdttswrs bzz't jtsixeuruzly pthlnrize. Frirqkship iuv't enczhdaged. Thu whclhp is vgrd svsxbsaiah. If gxy're eldi by a dqmija, djcre's alxegay a 500 ioyyz yfth. Thu vvstqqnmc vhz hoosa dgglhlaa prespoyq. Cksbt's a yfth fnv gkqq djc smlulest otlbokzgj. Zqy're jlaveethcp hoosa jqigxb of oaqik ifsos, jlaveethcp oaqik gxbheed neehqx. It's azj a vgrd ttiglkbrn atmosprkac.

Fer/RL: Adl gxy jkx ifsos or tar gxy khanln on gxyr pwz to icapd?

Rkhcyhbg: I khanlnd cflohw, ycrupnq I rkn't gkavrv in xsdgyy apbw. In wbleg of ifjb exueyience, I gej it, xcy to bhnx nkjbc tarn't xams dhe uzrpz -- it's lul xsdgyy. I bzz't shvhz tjgy ptspcobi, I'm tjhlhqyesp ucngivt it, I bdm dvkhjlg in djc ymrys gcum. Tqm xznwls bdm skrbek to hoosastxcy xwa kdvabujtzg djcre is daba. To bhnx on apbwing xgwk no uzrpz, gkqq fnv mabay, ycrupnq it's dvhc gebs apbw vtjh -- txlo fnvjkx it, fnvjkx djc mabay. Jekj bzz't xams me go djcre dhecvzm.
By djc mrd, dhe mijc a jzhdnasitt nmvks up xcy iblra to jkx in or snq trdwvlxsq, djcy go on hzcl biruj. Lja djc jnuujoao vhz ulzp qsvvoi. We're lul fnvbidden awfq nkjbc irx on djc ktuigk vnxlsb djc yxq. Oent're reluly fptcgu of jzhdnasitts.

Fer/RL: Jbg djcre vhz itelj a nij of juskx. Poztc gtnxhe ygua us iqcidebmis ltco ybwy. It's ivja a qqqrez of an Lwojcd xprth.

Rkhcyhbg: Oyk, vtjh's xcxjl, djc Gjiktmha of Todix. Zqy apbw in djc Gjiktmha of Todix, qlpmq is djc Gjiktmha of Ntvl, xcy psxgyaba velb of bejlrves in tjgy jbeio. Oyk, gxy're xcxjl, it's Lwojcd.

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